Sunday, May 29, 2005

New EC Fatherhood Tax

Esteemed Members of Parliament of the European Communities,

We herewith thank you for considering and approving the introduction of the EC withholding fatherhood tax, following last month's enforcement of an EC Regulation to prohibit abortion. All males of legal age in the EC will, from 1 September 2005 on, be obliged to pay this tax at an 8-precent rate. We are of the opinion that this measure is in the best interest of a fetus. We kindly thank you for your precious vote.

May we remain your faithful servants,

EC Christian Club

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